atheist's one commandment

Hellelujah and praise no one.

There was a show (something on adult swim maybe?) where they did a riff on Moses coming down the mountain with the commandments. After he announces this, a wag asks, 'Is there anything in there about not pushing your religion on other people?'

Just saying. God forgot to include that one and the above.

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10 cmndmntz

from McSweeneys:

God Texts The Ten Commandments
by Jamie Quatro

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

er, oops.