Showing posts with label chicken?. Show all posts
Showing posts with label chicken?. Show all posts

Saturday, January 15, 2011

smug vegetarian time

So, as avid readers of this blog who hang on my every golden word, you no doubt remember this post which featured a picture of the pink goo that is destined to become your chicken McNuggets. Here, just in case you forgot the velvety, delicious texture of what a living bird looks like after it has been mashed, beak, claws and all through a fine sieve:


Now feast your eyes on this article via huffpost which tells us that up to 50 percent of the contents of a McNugget are not actually chicken.

What's that? Oh, no big deal you say. Filler and grains and whatnot--no big deal. How about a petroleum-based anti-oxidant? Well, how about a silicone anti-foaming agent also found in Silly Putty?

(Looking at that picture, I can totally see that. In fact, I want to take that chicken goo and stick it to the comics page! Oh, Marmaduke! You're too big for that couch!!)  From huffpost:

Do you put dimethylpolysiloxane, an anti-foaming agent made of silicone, in your chicken dishes? How about tertiary butylhydroquinone (TBHQ), a chemical preservative so deadly just five grams can kill you?
These are just two of the ingredients in a McDonald's Chicken McNugget. Only 50 percent of a McNugget is actually chicken. The other half includes corn derivatives, sugars, leavening agents and completely synthetic ingredients.
 Not to mention all the other atrocious food-based crimes associated with fast food. In all seriousness, here is the concept that got me interested in Jonathan Safran Foer's 'Eating Animals': how can any parent of good conscience feed these kinds of things to their child? Especially when we consider that a child cannot make his own choices? How can feeding a child these kinds of things not be considered child abuse? If you squirted caulk in your kid's mouth, that would be abusive behavior, right? Why not deep-fried caulk packaged in bright colors and hawked by a creepy pedo clown?

Hey little girl. I likes yer chikken...

Seriously, what is wrong with this country?

If Ronald McDonald were a pedo, at least there are very few children so fat and slow that he'd be able to catch them.