Hair is the least of things by which you are bound to be disappointed, o thou disneyheads.
Btw, if you are a drinker of the disney kool-aid, or even if you're not and you're just a fan of well-crafted sci-fi, read Cory Doctorow's 'Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom.' Doctorow seems like a true fan of all things disney, not a hater like me, plus he's a very talented storyteller. Also check out his (among others) site here.
