something every parent should ask themselves

via reddit, of course. Which got it via all the shitty douchebag parents out there.

we don't need to wait

George W. Bush, on his redemption tour, when asked by Matt Lauer how history will judge his presidency.

"I hope I'm judged a success, but I'm going to be dead, Matt, when they finally figure it out."

Nah, I think we've got this one, dude.

via.