self-obsessed dick.Okay, this has to be one of my new favorite blogs, titled Fuck You Penguin, a blog where the author tells "...Cute Animals What's What."
Instead of posting cutesy-wutesy pictures of iddle-biddle kitty kats, this person posts really funny broadsides against animals trying to get away with being so goddamn cute. Here's taste of one of my favorite posts, "Snow Leopards: Majestic, Rare, Dickish:"
Oh, no, don't turn around, Snow Leopard. I'll just talk to your giant ass tail. What's the deal with that thing, anyway? Do you lift weights with it? What exactly do you need a tail the size of a large boa constrictor for? Are you cleaning out chimneys?
Anyway. Very funny stuff. Fucking meerkats who want to direct, especially.
