taters

Well, apparently this story actually was reported in 2008, but it's too funny not to tell again. Seems a vicar reported to the hospital with a bit of discomfort. When they examined him, they discovered he had a potato lodged in his bum. But it wasn't there for creepy or sexual or creepy-sexual reasons:

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

 Certainly not.  There's no commandment against hanging curtains naked. But anyway all this just leads to what I really wanted to post. This picture. You all know it's true.

I bet that tater changes his attitude after being up a vicar's bum. Smug little fucker probably deserved it.

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