oh god...oh jesus.
(sweat beading on forehead)
oh my lord...
(hands start to shake)(mouth dry -- licking lips)
(reaching for it with shaking hand...)
OH GOD YES!!!
hell, i'll even bang the scottish lass with the butter-face, if i hafta. that, i think, is enough whisky to get me in the sack with phyllis diller.
or even kate gosselin.
er, maybe.
