life is like a box of chocolates...

...a rancid, death-filled, putrid, stinking box of chocolates smothered in the pointlessness of existence and wrapped in ennui.

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I love that they call him by his proper name, Cancer Man, and not the politically correct version the X-Files creators gave him retroactively, The Cigarette-Smoking Man. Kind of a dramatic change of tone between the two, no?

that's ridiculous, mulder

Now, I am an OG 'X-Files' fan. Believe me, I love the show, and watched it faithfully every Sunday night when it was on the air. I still love seeing it on SyFy when reruns come on.

However, I saw this on reddit today and had to laugh at how dead-on this summary of every episode is.

By the way, the grey guy with the sucker mouth came from an episode where a Russian ship had flukes mixed with toxic chemicals in its hold, which resulted in these fluke hybrid guys.

Or something. It was cool.

i do i do

I do want to believe.

So does this alien.

via neatorama.