oatmeal, especially

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zombie first aid

Please, please take a moment to read and print this out and post it prominently in your workplace. Even a few seconds can save lives, it just takes a second andddddd shit, too latttteeeee they're......aaaaiiigghhh!!!! feoiu71239087 hgg[8hy[hg[9r ..........brrrraaaaaaaiiiinnnnnnsssssssss

oh my

I don't know about this. I think its an unfair comparison for zombies. And you don't want those people mad at you and your delicious, delicious brains.

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braaaaaainnnsss...

And the weather reports for Austin this evening are calling for clouds, a thirty percent chance of rain mixed with sleet, and periods of heavy zombification.



Apparently hackers broke into a stand-alone street sign outside of Austin and changed the message.

Riiiight. Sure. They expect us to believe that? Stock up on shotgun shells, my friends, i think this could be it.

The story, adorably, told readers that changing the message on these kinds of signs is as easy as scrolling down through a list of options and typing it in. Then they went on to say that it is illegal to do so. Hee hee.

Braaainnnsss.

here's another pic from the austin 'incident' that i found on neatorama