Johnny's Day at the Races

Oh my god. I don't normally like vids like this; reality is so depressing. But this is truly epic. This kid is drunker than you or I have ever been. I'm thinking he's lucky he wore dark pants, because with this little control over his body, there's no way he hasn't pissed himself. I plan to edit it and mix in "Flight of the Valkyries" or something like that.