Easter

What a weird holiday. I guess that's what you're going to get when you smash together two or three different traditions and try to make one thing out of them. The Urban Dictionary definition is as good as any.

He only gave your child those eggs to fatten him up.

2. Easter
April 8, 2012 Urban Word of the Day

The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.

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mansplaining

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Yes, we all get tired of having to 'mansplain' things to the fairer sex, I'm sure.

On an entirely unrelated note, we also get tired of finding unexplained drinks flying into our faces and random high heels kicking us in the balls for no reason.

February 4: Mansplain

delighting in condescending, inaccurate explanations delivered with rock solid confidence of rightness and that slimy certainty that of course he is right, because he is the man in this conversation
Even though he knew she had an advanced degree in neuroscience, he felt the need to mansplain "there are molecules in the brain called neurotransmitters"