history as told by FB

This has been around for a long time too, but it still makes me laugh.

Best lines:

Church: Haha, what u smokin' bro?

Earth: FML

ADDENDUM: i wish i could remember where i ganked this, just know that i'm not claiming credit for having built it.

all the time

And people wonder why I play guitar.

Heavy.

All. The. Time.

iphone/ android/blackberry

With the news that iPhones for Verizon will soon be coming out, it's high time we all come to terms not only with who we are, in terms of our phone choices, but also who we are as perceived by others. This has been around for a while, but I thought it was pretty funny.

I use a POS LG phone myself, just fyi, but only because I hate to communicate. With people.

sci-fi versus 'proper' literature

Jealous much?

that's ridiculous, mulder

Now, I am an OG 'X-Files' fan. Believe me, I love the show, and watched it faithfully every Sunday night when it was on the air. I still love seeing it on SyFy when reruns come on.

However, I saw this on reddit today and had to laugh at how dead-on this summary of every episode is.

By the way, the grey guy with the sucker mouth came from an episode where a Russian ship had flukes mixed with toxic chemicals in its hold, which resulted in these fluke hybrid guys.

Or something. It was cool.

dear mom n dad

But you know who else? Dear fucking disney: thanks for feeding all your insane bullshit to generations of american women who are doomed to be let down by anything approaching reality.

Disney is to little girls as porn is to teenage boys: a recipe for disappointment.

via.

addendum: just saw this here and it fits the theme perfectly. :)

give me the money...

...or the tall dude gets it, man.

via

damn you, internet!

This is me every day that I try to write, BUT only want to check my email, just for one tiny, itsy witsy bittle second. The only difference between this and my experience is my wastage of time would involve a great deal of reddit surfing. Damn you internet!

emo alpaca knows pain

god is a troll

via reddit.

HST part three

more HST

obviously...

...trying out a new layout here. Let me know if you have opinions, great or small.

My brother found this press pass somewhere, and that prompted me to look up this film of HST. This is just part one; I'll post the rest shortly.

fucking tides: how they work?

I wonder if I'm the only one to see similarities between these two vids.

Here' Bill O'Reilly explaining how no one can explain how tides work, and therefore they are proof of God's existence.



And here's our old favorites, Insane Clown Posse posing the perennial question 'Magnets: What The Fuck, Y'all?' (that's me paraphrasing.)



Maybe Papa Bear could have Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope on his show to help him get to the bottom of the mysteries of tides and magnets and giraffes and whatnot. Heck, they could have their own show, the three of them, a sort of anti-science program, wherein they explore and fail to understand all the (non) mysteries of the universe. They could have guests on, perhaps pointy-headed liberal elite smarty-pants types, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Stephen Hawking. After shouting down the scientists' arguments explaining how shit work, for real, and spoutin' they lies and so forth, ICP and Bill O could of course administer a beatdown of Biblical proportions.

you are old

via.

This is hilarious and kind of sad all at once. A group of French-speaking kids are given artifacts of the 70s, 80s, and 90s, things like 3.5 and 5 1/4" floppy disks, 45 rpm records and more and asked what they think the items might have been used for, back in dinosaur times.

C'est tres cute, and also very funny.



I especially like the kid who figures out how to scratch on the little kid's 45 rpm record player. :)

Sigh.

You are old.