idiotic, essentially

Here's the latest idiocy from Fox News on the topic of Casual Pepper Spray Cop. After Bill O'Reilly offered that we shouldn't '...Monday-morning quarterback' the actions of police at '...what is a very liberal school,' (still not sure why that matters, but oh well). Then they discussed what pepper spray is really like, prompting Kelly to opine that pepper spray '...is a food product, essentially.'

Naturally, the meme world took over from there.

fucking tides: how they work?

I wonder if I'm the only one to see similarities between these two vids.

Here' Bill O'Reilly explaining how no one can explain how tides work, and therefore they are proof of God's existence.



And here's our old favorites, Insane Clown Posse posing the perennial question 'Magnets: What The Fuck, Y'all?' (that's me paraphrasing.)



Maybe Papa Bear could have Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope on his show to help him get to the bottom of the mysteries of tides and magnets and giraffes and whatnot. Heck, they could have their own show, the three of them, a sort of anti-science program, wherein they explore and fail to understand all the (non) mysteries of the universe. They could have guests on, perhaps pointy-headed liberal elite smarty-pants types, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Stephen Hawking. After shouting down the scientists' arguments explaining how shit work, for real, and spoutin' they lies and so forth, ICP and Bill O could of course administer a beatdown of Biblical proportions.

bill o'reilly would hate jesus if he lived today

Once again, it takes comedians to point out the hypocrisies of the pious and the powerful. The notion that people who claim to be religious should be automatically given a pass and assumed to be good people is a sadly outdated one.

Here's [a link to] the video clip this quote came from, which as usual, cuts right through the bullshit.

(Sorry, comedy central's embed codes suck ass and are always broken. Maybe you guys should just leave the clips up on youtube if your genius coders can't manage to do it themselves.)

Hilariously, Ann Coulter and O'Reilly were so offended at Colbert's take on this hypocrisy that they had themselves a lovely little hate-fest shortly after. Watch only if you haven't eaten in over six hours.

not racist, but...

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As usual 'The Simpsons' nails it.



Also as usual, Bill O'Reilly has his loofa-lined panties in a twist. He simply cannot believe that a comedy show would dare to point out something that is obvious to all but the most dunderheaded, blinkered moron: Fox News caters to morons. Heaven forfend!

And here's Bill and Beck (sounds like a morning 'Zoo Crew' type of radio duo, no?) wondering why in the world Jimmy Carter would claim that Fox News distorts the facts. That's just crazy talk.

Crazy like the world is turning crazy! Buy gold! Buy a survival kit! You never know when the godless atheists and their brown people cohorts might rise up and toss us good, rich, white Christians out of power!