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Then there's this gem from Urbaniak, the awesome blog of James Urbaniak, voice of Rusty Venture on The Venture Brothers.

This is a shot of doomsday cult leader Robert Fitzpatrick, a real-life Homer Simpson-esque doomsayer checking his watch when the promised rapture didn't occur at the appointed hour.

Well, we know it wasn't a daylight savings time thing, as the rapture didn't occur at 7 pm either. Maybe Fitzpatrick forgot to carry a one or something.

bring out the simps

These are amazing and hilarious and mind-bending all at once. Someone named Jesse Jordan who runs a blog called coffee and cookies has put up several more of these drawings of well-known Simpsons characters doing some nasty Tarantino-esque activities.

Oh my.

Now, I don't know about this. LuAnn as Mia Wallace? My perpetual Uma-boner just wilted a little.

Of course it would have to be Milhouse playing the hapless Marvin. Christ, their names even sound similar.

via all over the place right now, but prolly via via one of these. Go to Jesse's blog for many more.

No word on whether Matt Groening's lawyers are lining up a series of cease and desist letters. FYI: did you know that the blue-haired lawyer with the nasally New York accent seen below was loosely based on Roy Cohn?

The more you know...

not racist, but...

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As usual 'The Simpsons' nails it.



Also as usual, Bill O'Reilly has his loofa-lined panties in a twist. He simply cannot believe that a comedy show would dare to point out something that is obvious to all but the most dunderheaded, blinkered moron: Fox News caters to morons. Heaven forfend!

And here's Bill and Beck (sounds like a morning 'Zoo Crew' type of radio duo, no?) wondering why in the world Jimmy Carter would claim that Fox News distorts the facts. That's just crazy talk.

Crazy like the world is turning crazy! Buy gold! Buy a survival kit! You never know when the godless atheists and their brown people cohorts might rise up and toss us good, rich, white Christians out of power!