CCOKC

Child Celebrities Opposing Kirk Cameron.

'Nuff said.

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overdue

Just felt I was overdue for a spasm of logic.

told you so

Although, in fairness I bet religious people feel the same way.

the flux machine

These are really cool and creepy all at once. This guy Kevin J Weir takes old Library of Congress photos then makes weird gifs out of them.



They remind me a little of Terry Gilliam's old Monty Python animations, although he had to use painstaking cardboard cut-outs for his.

Television is bad for your eyes, kids.

Here are more of Weir's weird works.

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ah, that's where billy corgin went

The singer for Smashing Pumpkins has a secret identity...

that's yer problem, right there.

delicious radiobread

Deliciously punny, that is.

rain on St. Peter St.

Yeah, it rains a bit in New Orleans.

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Hmm. Sssssuspicious.

I see what you did there.

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taters

Well, apparently this story actually was reported in 2008, but it's too funny not to tell again. Seems a vicar reported to the hospital with a bit of discomfort. When they examined him, they discovered he had a potato lodged in his bum. But it wasn't there for creepy or sexual or creepy-sexual reasons:

A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.

'But it's not for me to question his story.'

 Certainly not.  There's no commandment against hanging curtains naked. But anyway all this just leads to what I really wanted to post. This picture. You all know it's true.

I bet that tater changes his attitude after being up a vicar's bum. Smug little fucker probably deserved it.

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Easter

What a weird holiday. I guess that's what you're going to get when you smash together two or three different traditions and try to make one thing out of them. The Urban Dictionary definition is as good as any.

He only gave your child those eggs to fatten him up.

2. Easter
April 8, 2012 Urban Word of the Day

The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.

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and for my passover-celebrating friends

They're not anti-gefiltefish; they just don't understand it.

It'd be a real mitzvah to get rid of matzoh.

your bullshit--

--i no haz time.

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atheist's regret

I like too how these benches' legs are made of serpents or snakes or demons or something.

Opening Hours

or The Consistency With Which I Blog.

Aussies. They know how to live.