Friday, May 7, 2010

florida: tropical paradise? or america's wang?

Hot on the fabulous high heels of this story, another cautionary tale demonstrating the growing body of evidence that the loudest anti-gay activists are the most closeted, now we hear tell that Florida's legislature was unable to pass an anti-bestiality law.

So, what up Florida? Are y'all just a bunch of freaky-deaky, self-hating sex weirdos?

As Vic Chesnutt says:

Florida, Florida
It's the redneck riviera
Florida, Florida
There's no more pathetic place
In America.


ADDENDUM: Turns out the above-mentioned rentboy is talking to the press. His client, Mr. Rekers was apparently a fan of something called 'the long stroke.'

I don't want to know either.

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