transformers...

...robots in the sky...

Or something. Here's me transforming the other day. Yikes.

It begins.

What's wrong with your face, dude?

Well, that moustache made me think of Lemmy from Motorhead...

And then it all turned sorta gay...

And Hipster Hitler came for a visit...

 Hipster Hitler says, 'Invade Libya? Whatevs. I invaded Poland before anyone had heard of invading places.

 um...i don't know what is happening here.

 And all gone. Only madness remains. And you can't shave that away.

I said, shut up voices in my head. You can't tell me what to do. You're not my real dad.