"Former Tennessee Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 mph While Masturbating out Window"
Witness Deanna Dykes said Blakely was "waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up."And another:
"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," witness Deborah Sturgill said.
Witness Kelly Street offered a similar account.Wait a minute. He put his penis out the window at 90 mph, and you say "...that's when it got really, really bad??"
"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]... he was masturbating... and that's when it got really, really bad. I wouldn't look over any more, and I wrote his tag number down on my hand, which I believe he noticed, and he exited very quickly," Street said.
I think not. I say kudos, good sir.
Hell, if he's that coordinated, not to mention talented, not to mention determined, maybe he deserves another shot at office?
You should see what he's got in his other fist.