The case of the bald douche

The bald douche who inherited his daddy's money then went on to spectacularly implode several businesses and still claim he is both self-made and successful. Here's a vid of an interview in which the interviewer calls him out on his bullshit about 'success.'



Best lines: 'I didn't run the company [that went bankrupt six times].'
'You were chairman of the board. Why did you get paid $2 million a year then?'
...
'I didn't run the company.'

And here's what the title of his book should be. From the excellent site better book titles which you will love.

And then there's the birther thing. If you didn't see Jon Stewart's show last night, go here (Comedy Central's code for embedding video sucks my balls.)

Then there's this, via dangerous minds

Which goes hand in hand with this story, in which the Bald One is quoted as saying:

“China is raping this country,” Trump told employees at Wilcox Industries, a company that manufactures tactical equipment for U.S. military forces.

What does that make Trump? The shady frat-boy wingman who gives the girl a roofie colada?