Well, according to music-themed dating site Tastebuds, if you're a Coldplay fan, you will be ending your date alone with a bottle of Jergins and a box of tissues.
HOWEVER! All glory to us filthy, nasty, slutty Nirvana fans! Thanks, Kurt Cobain!
(Sidebar: Of course they don't mention if the Coldplay fans in question are the usual fans of that limp, watery and tepid band: gay guys who still think they're straight. Because, just saying, if two Coldplay fans who were gay and out got together, the results of the chart might be very different. Poor Coldplay fan-girls.)