Tuesday, June 15, 2010

o pennsylvania...

do NOT clean up this man's rental kayak without a hazmat suit.

my home state. you never cease to amaze with your parade of weirdoes and pervs:
A preliminary hearing was held in Cumberland County Monday for a Lewisberry man who was charged with indecent exposure, open lewdness and disorderly conduct following an incident on May 21, when Upper Allen Township police were summoned to Simpson Park for a report of a kayaker who had exposed himself.
The piece goes on to use a phrase i don't think i've ever seen before: he "masturbated at other kayakers."

I'm heading to Jersey this year for Christmas instead of PA so I can meet some classy people.

via fark.

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