the new white meat

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You guys remember this?



Well, seems the National Pork Board sent thinkgeek.com a cease-and-desist letter over their use of trademarked phrase 'the other white meat,' because their ad for this canned unicorn meat used the phrase 'the new white meat.'

These guys had to explain that it was a parody ad for a product that doesn't exist because UNICORNS DON'T EXIST.

I guess the pork board's lawyers missed the anthropology class where they explained that unicorns are extinct because of overhunting by humans.

Or maybe they're just stupid from eating so much trichinosis-infected pork.