Here's several religious posts I've been hoarding.
Plus Jesus has awesome bedroom eyes. I'll eat that chick's cracker any day.
She just has to shave the beard first.
Yes. When engineers and their flow charts apply themselves to the illogic of religion.
But this might be the favorite of the batch. I love (loathe) the smug, first-world, top-of-the-food-chain dumbness of religious posts like this.
I think all of these came from my god, reddit.com.