Life - Me

I think this is my favorite gif of all time.

Gonzo

I think I need a visit from Dr. Mario S. Thompson to perk me up for the rest of this week's performances. Performance-enhancing substances, anyone?

Well, Hello, Ladies

Found this on Reddit under the heading "When I approach a girl in the bar." 

And I can't stop laughing about it.

I feel pretty

 

 Now tell me I'm a pretty eagle.

It's all in your head

Ooh! Piece of Candy!

Coming soon to a Wal-Mart near you: The Child Trap! (patent pending)

Glitter bomb

And here's one for all the people "celebrating" Chik-Fil-A today. You are all fabulous.

Fabulously stupid.

Yes, let's all celebrate deep-fried, factory-farmed chicken sold to us by a billion-dollar corporation--that frankly doesn't need any help--and which is run by a hate-filled idiot. What the hell is wrong with this country/generation/era? In the 60s people stood up against racism, for equality, to stop a war.

Today they stand up for...chicken. Corporate profits and chicken.

You people are idiots.

Have some glitter. It may be capable of deeper thought than you are.

Every time you dance

...a T Rex cries.

personal space

Here's the question I've been thinking on since flying back from Indiana. Love sitting in the window seat. Loooooove it.

Mr. Torrance and Danny

Here's a gif of me hanging out with my nephew over the past weekend. I don't think i'm going to be invited back for next year's family reunion. :D

the flux machine

These are really cool and creepy all at once. This guy Kevin J Weir takes old Library of Congress photos then makes weird gifs out of them.



They remind me a little of Terry Gilliam's old Monty Python animations, although he had to use painstaking cardboard cut-outs for his.

Television is bad for your eyes, kids.

Here are more of Weir's weird works.

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snow day! snow day! snow day!

Actually this boxer pup reminds me more of Steve Martin in 'Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.'

delicious

Your sideways water is quite tasty, thank you.

Little Alex

Me after every bender.

the mouths of babes

wednesday has some honesty for you.

the jesus--

--nobody fucks with him.

evil child

No, I don't have to share my toys.

nothing to see here

the best pick-up line ever

BOOM!

Brains...

Even British zombies dine properly. Obv a Terry Gilliam animation, found here.