Monday, August 16, 2010

clown on clown violence

I've said it before, I'll say it again:
clown on clown violence has got to stop, people. Haven't we learned from past mistakes?

(CNN) -- Reality TV star Tila Tequila suffered facial cuts when she was pelted with rocks and bottles while performing at a music festival in Illinois early Saturday, according to a witness and a law enforcement official.

"She's pretty cut up," said a performer who saw the violence at the "Gathering of the Juggalos" in rural Hardin County, Illinois. The witness asked not to be identified so that he does not anger the juggalos.

Well, in the juggalos defense, Tila Tequila is a strange little hideous orange-hued-clown-dwarf-creature who can incite people to anger.

I await the day someone finds evidence that this incident was staged because Tila was feeling threatened by the latest hideous orange-hued-clown-dwarf-creature that has been stealing Tila's thunder as of late. Deeply disturbing pic follows.

Prepare for horror.

Cannot unsee.

I've warned you.

Hideous orange-hued-clown-dwarf-creatures everywhere you look!!! Quick, get a rock! And some bottles!

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