Friday, November 12, 2010
and there you go
This right here, this right here, ladies and gentlemen, this shit right here, this is why I hate the holidays. The fact of this product's existence, and the fact that it is in Target right now, two weeks before Thanksgiving.
I don't need red milk. Not now, not at Christmas time, not ever.
Not unless it is actually white milk that has had the blood of marketers and ad-men generously splashed into it from the the living gout of red, red krovvy spraying from their open necks.
Now that sounds delicious.