This is the perfect shirt for dealing with TSA at the airport this holiday season! Available at feed store (link above.)
If you don't understand the reference, here's a pic from the Post depicting what an alternative pat-down (instead of going through the radioactive, potentially cancer-causing backscatter x-ray machine) will look like.
Welcome to America, son. Land of the free.
I wouldn't recommend free-ballin' though. That TSA guy looks like he's digging his way up to that guy's pancreas.