Landing chicks Lando-style

Let's face it: not everyone can be smooth with the ladies. Most of us fellows are too nervous to talk to strange women (depending on just how strange they are)--until we get drunk. And then of course we end up drooling and jabbering like idiots until we fall down giggling at their feet.

This is not conducive to getting laid, unless you're hitting on chicks at a group home for the mentally disabled. Which, speaking from experience, is a situation you really, really want to be careful with. 'Nuff said.

Anyhow, could there be any more smoothness of smoothitude than that routinely displayed by the Old Smoothie himself, Lando Calrissian?

No, there could not. The Old Spice Guy wishes he had a tenth of Lando's joie de vivre. The Most Interesting Man in the World is, of course, only interesting in this world; Lando has hit on hoes across many galaxies. He has tapped ass in a trillion star systems. He has banged bitches from Betelgeuse to Bellatrix.

Finally, here is a succinct guide to getting some, Lando-style. Click to embiggen.