Easter

What a weird holiday. I guess that's what you're going to get when you smash together two or three different traditions and try to make one thing out of them. The Urban Dictionary definition is as good as any.

He only gave your child those eggs to fatten him up.

2. Easter
April 8, 2012 Urban Word of the Day

The celebration in which juvenile primates hunt for the colored shells of unborn dinosaur young planted by a small, furry woodland creature all in commemoration of a middle ages cult belief that 2000 years ago a zombie walked the earth.
What's that screeching from the park? It's just the little kids looking for easter eggs.

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