A&E nurse Trudi Watson said: 'He explained to me, quite sincerely, he had been hanging curtains naked in he kitchen when he fell backwards on to the kitchen table and on to a potato.Certainly not. There's no commandment against hanging curtains naked. But anyway all this just leads to what I really wanted to post. This picture. You all know it's true.
'But it's not for me to question his story.'
I bet that tater changes his attitude after being up a vicar's bum. Smug little fucker probably deserved it.
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