I've been writing every day on (cue portentous, pretentious music here)
and so haven't been posting here as regularly. But i came across this at cracked and it made me laugh, so i thought i'd share it with you. Go Nuggets!
in light of 'X-Men: Origins' and the new Star Trek movie, they had a contest in which readers would make up prequels to some unexpected films. To wit:
Before he was a star, Wilson was just like you and me: sitting on a shelf at Sports Authority. Waiting.