Wow. This came from metafilter:
'Snip City is here again!
March Madness is coming up. Schedule your vasectomy for one of the prime 24 slots during the first days of the tournament! You get a recovery kit - and most importantly - a doctor's note stating you need to sit on the couch and watch basketball!
Call (541) 334-3350 to schedule.'
Hmm. i want to watch basketball, but i have to go to work...
Hey! I know! Why don't i get surgery on my junk!