Sunday, September 6, 2009

she'd look great about halfway through...

via neatorama.

oh god...oh jesus.

(sweat beading on forehead)

oh my lord...

(hands start to shake)

(mouth dry -- licking lips)

(reaching for it with shaking hand...)


hell, i'll even bang the scottish lass with the butter-face, if i hafta. that, i think, is enough whisky to get me in the sack with phyllis diller.

or even kate gosselin.

er, maybe.

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