fucking tides: how they work?

I wonder if I'm the only one to see similarities between these two vids.

Here' Bill O'Reilly explaining how no one can explain how tides work, and therefore they are proof of God's existence.



And here's our old favorites, Insane Clown Posse posing the perennial question 'Magnets: What The Fuck, Y'all?' (that's me paraphrasing.)



Maybe Papa Bear could have Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope on his show to help him get to the bottom of the mysteries of tides and magnets and giraffes and whatnot. Heck, they could have their own show, the three of them, a sort of anti-science program, wherein they explore and fail to understand all the (non) mysteries of the universe. They could have guests on, perhaps pointy-headed liberal elite smarty-pants types, like Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Stephen Hawking. After shouting down the scientists' arguments explaining how shit work, for real, and spoutin' they lies and so forth, ICP and Bill O could of course administer a beatdown of Biblical proportions.