This warms the warmest, most schadenfreuderific, cockliest cockles of my bitter, black heart.
This is purportedly CCTV footage of a shopper at a mall texting and walking--straight into a fountain. I wonder if she got her message sent before her phone got soaked.
Also, dig the way she hops right up out of there and walks away.
Nothing to see here. Everything's fine. I totally meant to do that.